Post by Shifty Shannon Westley on Mar 1, 2010 0:19:51 GMT -5
Alright, so it seems that the usual consensus nowadays in promos or whatnot, is talking in first-person narrative… Or third person narrative… Damn, I forget … Was first person narrative like The Rock talk? Or was that third person narrative?
“Shannon, who are you talking to?”
MYSELF! Now, where was I? Yes, that’s right. At ‘Also Ad Asparagus’-
“It’s called ‘Also Sprach Zarathustra.’”
Really? The Asparagus thing would’ve made much more sense. Where do they come up with these weird names?
“Number one: Don’t ask me, I don’t care. Secondly: Why are you writing everything you say into that little notebook?”
… Because all the cool kids do it nowadays? Does it matter?
“Guess not.”
So at Also Spratch Zanthan or whatever the hell it’s called, me and Brett Reilly will be fighting Cesear Pinhead and Antonio Dingo. For the… Uh…
“Tag titles.”
Yes, I was just getting to that. I’ll just take this moment to address my partner, Brett Reilly. I’ve met him, done the whole shake hands, epic hi-5 and the occasional manly fist-bump, so he’s kinda cool. You know, in the I’m-not-gonna-kill-you attitude. Patrick always gave me that feeling. But with Brett, it’s different. He’s more funny than Patrick.
“I kind’ve liked Pat. You know, in a OMG-you’re-a-serial-killer way.”
Pat’s gone, dad. Brett’s his replacement.
“You think Pat got arrested?”
Fucked if I know, I don’t read the news. I only read the comics.
“Figures.”
Now for Caesar Pinhead-
“Somehow, I get the feeling you can’t remember his name.”
-I’ve seen his work in Takedown. Not really that successful. Still, he has his usual following of Spanish people.
“I think they’re Mexican.”
And now for Antonio Dingo…
…
…
…
“Well?”
Yeah, I got nothing. So, at the place with the really weird name-
“Also Sprach Zarathustra. It’s not that hard to remember.”
… I’m sorry, I don’t speak moron.
“Whatever. I’m going to go check up on this ‘Reilly’ person myself. I hear he has a thing for dildos.”
… Terrific. I think I’ll go vomit my guts out now.
Lime - Shannon Westley
Blue - William Westley
“Shannon, who are you talking to?”
MYSELF! Now, where was I? Yes, that’s right. At ‘Also Ad Asparagus’-
“It’s called ‘Also Sprach Zarathustra.’”
Really? The Asparagus thing would’ve made much more sense. Where do they come up with these weird names?
“Number one: Don’t ask me, I don’t care. Secondly: Why are you writing everything you say into that little notebook?”
… Because all the cool kids do it nowadays? Does it matter?
“Guess not.”
So at Also Spratch Zanthan or whatever the hell it’s called, me and Brett Reilly will be fighting Cesear Pinhead and Antonio Dingo. For the… Uh…
“Tag titles.”
Yes, I was just getting to that. I’ll just take this moment to address my partner, Brett Reilly. I’ve met him, done the whole shake hands, epic hi-5 and the occasional manly fist-bump, so he’s kinda cool. You know, in the I’m-not-gonna-kill-you attitude. Patrick always gave me that feeling. But with Brett, it’s different. He’s more funny than Patrick.
“I kind’ve liked Pat. You know, in a OMG-you’re-a-serial-killer way.”
Pat’s gone, dad. Brett’s his replacement.
“You think Pat got arrested?”
Fucked if I know, I don’t read the news. I only read the comics.
“Figures.”
Now for Caesar Pinhead-
“Somehow, I get the feeling you can’t remember his name.”
-I’ve seen his work in Takedown. Not really that successful. Still, he has his usual following of Spanish people.
“I think they’re Mexican.”
And now for Antonio Dingo…
…
…
…
“Well?”
Yeah, I got nothing. So, at the place with the really weird name-
“Also Sprach Zarathustra. It’s not that hard to remember.”
… I’m sorry, I don’t speak moron.
“Whatever. I’m going to go check up on this ‘Reilly’ person myself. I hear he has a thing for dildos.”
… Terrific. I think I’ll go vomit my guts out now.
Lime - Shannon Westley
Blue - William Westley
