RAWRLICIOUS!

[Brett Riley./////STAR-SPANGLED]

[RAWRLICIOUS!]

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Brett Riley. A very underestimated man. A very powerful man. But overall; a very devious man. While he may be quite popular with the fans, his personality is completely different behind the scenes. A loner. No friends. No girlfriend. Not even a family to lean on when he’s down. That’s why he relies on wrestling, and as sad as this may sound; without wrestling, his life would basically be over. It’s his only true love in this World full of hate, and despair. So then you ask, where does all this power come in? Well, when you despise life as much as this man, you put all of that emotion forward into what you love doing the most. And that’s exactly what he does, week in, and week out. He’s been busting his ass for you guys for nearly 3 years now, and has absolutely no intention of stopping. He’s not arrogant. He doesn’t get up every morning, and decide to piss someone off. No, he merely just says what needs be, and moves on with life. Then, he gets in that squared circle, and kicks your ass. It’s never a dull moment with Brett Riley. He’s there to excite. To get a pop.

Now, having recently signed a contract with Indy promotion; Pro Wrestling Novella, he doesn’t plan on abandoning this lifestyle. He plans on kicking some Antonio Wolfe ass, and then that other guy, who I can’t place. Also, this will be his first tag match since the Autumn season of 08. Roughly October, as he teams with a man who goes by the name of Shannon Westley. Quite different, but regardless; he’s chatted a bit with Shifty, and aside from his constant talking, he seems like a pretty cool guy. This may be the start of a new alliance. A new friendship. Or it could just be some random stint that ends really quick. No one knows for sure at this point, but there is a way to find out, and that’s to tune into PWN every single week for the latest updates. Now then… Lets move onto the scene, shall we?

We open up to a very dark, and damp surrounding. A room. A lone, dim light shines, dusk covering the bulb. Out from the shadows, in the far left-hand corner, appears two pair of red & white Reebok Pumps. As we zoom in, a huge cloud of smoke comes billowing out, straight into the lens; causing it to fog up a bit. Taking a few steps back, the camera-man lets out a little cough. Laughing at this, the man hidden in the shadows stands to his feet, and approaches the light. At that, we immediately recognize it. Or so I hope… Brett Riley. A true Indy sensation. Ever since the Winter season of 06, lets say around December, Riley has skyrocketed to the top of the Indy World. Well, if you’re basing this off of true potential. That being said, no one really knows him yet. Right now, he’s just nobody who wrestles for some place called PWN over in England. Big deal, right? Wrong. PWN holds the likes of Nathan Harter. Kevin Kompiler. Jason Krow. Even Antonio Wolfe, who just so happens to be his opponent tonight, alongside some guy who I still can’t remember. Regardless, for this next comment here, there really should be no debate. The eventual outcome shall be the two superiors (obviously Riley & Shifty), standing together in that ring; arms raised high. Celebrating. It’s a perfect image. I can see it now. But, enough of my blabbering. It’s time to let the G of G’s talk. My boii. Brett Rileh!

Brett Riley: What a great introduction John. So appreciated. Now, for those of you who are unfamiliar with me; I don’t like to stall. I like to cut right to the chase, and get things over with. Done. Complete. Finished! So, Shannon and I have been discussing the match, and we both agree that we should be able to walk out of there as the victors. No problem whatsoever. I mean, c’mon. This is basically a handicap match. Antonio Wofe is good and all, but when you have a n00b bigger than Paul Reubens on your hands, it makes things so much more difficult.

Taking the cig out of his mouth, he stomps it to the curb, and grinds it into the solid floor with his foot. Retrieving his cartoon from the inside of his coat, he takes out another, and lights her up.

Brett Riley: Man, I really need to cut it out with all this smoking. It’s lung cancer waiting to happen. And who wants that, right? No one. That’s who. So yeah… With all that being cleared up, what more is really left to say? I could rant on and on about how much of a mismatch this is, yadayadayada! The facts have already been presented. Now, it’s time for some action. See you at the show, muthaphukkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’s!

Laughing, he takes one final puff, as the scene soon fades into complete darkness.

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