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Post by azazelJAKOB[[kane]] on Feb 2, 2010 17:06:28 GMT -5
/†Your New Messiah†\
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/How To Find Shit\ Shit You'd Think No One Wants To Know Smile For The Camera I'm Not Cocky I'm Awesome This Is How I Sign Tits Or Get The Fuck In Why You So Nosey? Look At This Ass. LOOK AT IT!!!
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Post by azazelJAKOB[[kane]] on Feb 2, 2010 17:06:51 GMT -5
/Shit You'd Think No One Wants To Know\
HANDLER NAME: - kane
REAL NAME: - jakob caleb azazel
RING NAME: - jakob azazel
NICKNAMES: - the heroin whore - mr. twat - your true messiah - the superior satanist
WEIGHT: - 240lbs – two hundred and forty pounds
HEIGHT: - 6'2" - six foot two inches
AGE: - 27 - twenty seven
DATE OF BIRTH: - 08/09/1982 - 8th september 1982
BIRTH PLACE: - durham, england
CURRENTLY RESIDING: - chicago, illinois
BILLED FROM: - durham, england
ALIGNMENT: - heel
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Post by azazelJAKOB[[kane]] on Feb 2, 2010 17:07:16 GMT -5
/Smile For The Camera\
PIC BASE/POSER: - tyler black
EYE COLOUR: - dark brown
HAIR COLOUR: - black with blonde bangs (bangs change colour regularly)
OUT OF RING: - head: black peaked beanie - face: n/a - torso: band shirt with a hoodie or jacket - arms/hands: goth rings and occasionally gloves - legs: cargo's or jeans - footwear: vans or goth booths
IN THE RING: - head: black peaked beanie (entrance) - face: eyeliner and two black spikes coming from the bottom of his right eye - torso: sleeveless jacket - arms/hands: elbow pad on right elbow and black wrist bands - legs: black wrestling tights with red hieroglyphics with a white outline down the right leg and Azazel in white written down the other - footwear: black wrestling boots
OCCASIONAL: - full black suit
ETHNICITY: - caucasian
TATTOOS: - lyrics to faster tattooed on lower back and spider webs tattooed over his elbows
PIERCINGS: - has three piercings in the top of his right ear and his left eyebrow pierced
BUILD: - athletic
BLOOD TYPE: - a
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Post by azazelJAKOB[[kane]] on Feb 2, 2010 17:08:25 GMT -5
/I'm Not Cocky I'm Confident\
PRIMARY WRESTLING STYLE: - hard style
SECONDARY WRESTLING STYLE: - showman
WEAK POINT: - power wrestling
IN RING INFLUENCES: - jimmy jacobs - tyler black - austin aries - bryan danielson - chris hero
PERSONALITY INFLUENCES: - nietzsche - satanic rules of earth - nine satanic statements - richey james edwards - every cocky bastard born - bigotry
GIMMICK: - cocky - an egomaniac though he does suffer from bi-polar disorder he prides himself on being an ass he's a heroin addict and a proud member of the church of satan
IN RING MANNERISMS: - lean slightly forwards and place hand in a gun-like position under the chin then proceed to imitate suicide - hands extended out to the side whilst down on one knee - hop over the "barricade" (if there is one) and sit in any spare seat - yelling at the crowd - slow-mo grenade - dropping to the mat after using a weapon to frame opponent - veining injury then rolling opponent up
FAMILIAR PHRASES: - i am the alpha and the omega i am the beginning and the end i am god you are an insect - what the fuck are you standing there for? get in the kitchen and make me a sammich bitch! - when i crack the whip you do the work - there's a sucker born every minute and i'm facing (insert number of opponents) tonight! - hi i'm that twat you've been hearing so much about and you are? - that's mr. twat to you (insert racist/sexist/homophobic slur here)! - i may be cocky but if people don’t like it i invite them to try and shut me up but until then i’ll keep my mouth running and your girlfriend satisfied - i am the heroin hero your true messiah the superior satanist i am jakob azazel and i’m so going to hell for this shit
TENDS TO: - concentrate more so on wearing opponent down with strikes and submissions than using impact moves - use springboard attacks and other aerial moves - leave himself open for attack because of his tendency to show-off - use weapons if needed - refuse to be tagged in (if randomly partnered) - show off - be a bad sport
WILL RARELY: - take un-needed risks - be a spot monkey - be a hardcore maniac - play fair - tag in unless is on brink of victory
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Post by azazelJAKOB[[kane]] on Feb 2, 2010 17:09:05 GMT -5
/This Is How I Sign\
FINISHING MOVE #1: - make a change... kill yourself
DESCRIPTION OF MOVE: - traps opponent in rings of saturn using own legs and locks a dragon sleeper
USAGE: - azazel's main match finisher for whenever submissions are allowed and will also be used to gain a knockout so very common
ADDITIONAL: - can be aided by weaponry - does not cause bleeding - can result in either submission or knockout - can be rope aided
FINISHING MOVE #2: - aurora black
DESCRIPTION OF MOVE: - a small package driver
USAGE: - azazel's secondary finisher if he just can't get the submission, or the opponent is too difficult to get a lock in
ADDITIONAL: - can be aided by weaponry - does not cause bleeding - usually the pin (small package) is kept but this isn't guarenteed (obviously if pin falls aren't possible then he will let go of the pin) - can be executed off of a raised platform - when executed from a height is not called avalanche aurora black nor super aurora black but rather aurora black championship edition
SIGNATURE MOVES: - shutthefuckuppercut - description: discus european uppercut - usage: used mainly to interrupt taunts and as a surprise strike
- welcome to the house of fun - description: ranhei pin - usage: used at times as a match finisher or a counter to gut-wrench moves
- jesus christ pose - description: gory bomb onto the top turnbuckle - usage: when on a roll - use opponents momentum against them
- la tristesse durera - description: shining triangle choke - usage: surprise move - used as a match finisher
- new skool - description: arm wrench walk across ropes into a flying leg lariat - usage: against those damn nazi midgets... or whenever the writer feels like it
- chernobyl effect - description: pump-handle spinning sit-out facebuster - usage: essentially a third finisher - additional: can be aided by weaponry - can cause bleeding - can be an avalanche move
STRIKES: - rolling elbow - jumping corkscrew roundhouse - capoeira Kick - big Boot - throat Thrust - double Axe Handle - axe Kick - pelé kick - dropkick - enzuigiri - backfist to the future - kenta combo - scorpion rising - shining wizard
GRAPPLES: - paroxysm - tko - snap suplex - german suplex - t-bone suplex - capture suplex - dragon suplex - tiger suplex - death valley bomb - brainbuster - ddt - t-bone driver - headlock driver - skullfuck
AERIAL: - sliced bread #2 - lionsault - springboard clothesline - springboard dropkick - springboard senton - springboard hurricanrana - flying double axe handle - imploding senton bomb - double rotation moonsault - shiranui - 450° splash - frog splash - standing shooting star press - shooting star snap suplex - hurricanrana driver - rollback driver - superplex - avalanche gut-wrench powerbomb
HARDCORE: - chair stomp (both the curb stomp onto collapsed chair and the curb stomp onto set up chair variations) - double foot stomp w/ chair (holding chair or onto head trapped in set up chair) - fire breathing (lighter fluid spat over a lighter; like Poison Mist) - most of the moveset onto tables, chairs, lighttubes, barbed wire, ladders etc. - double axe handle w/ rail spike
SUBMISSIONS: - hangman's clutch I - hangman's clutch II - texas cloverleaf - riviera cloverleaf - inverted cloverleaf - indian deathlock - paradise lock - koji clutch - triangle choke - anaconda vice - flying armbar - sleeper hold - cobra clutch - wrist lock - hammer lock - leg lock - abdominal stretch - octopus stretch - argentinian leglock - sharpshooter
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Post by azazelJAKOB[[kane]] on Feb 2, 2010 17:09:34 GMT -5
/Tits Or Get The Fuck In\
THEME MUSIC: - trophy kill
ARTIST: - the agonist
TITAN TRON: - a sepia count down followed by a black and white clip of azazel in a straight jacket locked in a padded room he's jumping against the walls trying to break free
ENTRANCE MOTION: - The lights rapidly swap between being off and being purple as "Trophy Kill" performed by The Agonist starts up and the sound circulates around the arena courtesy of the public announce system. The Titan-Tron shows Azazel in a straight jacket locked in a padded room. He's jumping against the walls trying to break free.
The curtains are flung back and Azazel swaggers out, showing his arrogance. He runs to the far side of the stage and points to his head, he then repeats this on the other side. He runs to the centre of the stage, just a few metres from the ramp and leans forwards placing his right hand under his chin forming it to look like a gun. He waits a couple of seconds and then imitates pulling the trigger and shooting himself, when he does this red fireworks shoot straight up on either side of the stage.
Azazel continues to walk down the ramp, his cocky swagger ever there. He quite often points to his temple and talks trash to the fans usually resulting in him shunning them in disgust. Towards the bottom of the ramp he begins to gather more speed and slides into the ring. He is quick to stand and shows off his agility by running towards the far ropes and in one leap placing both feet on the top-rope for about a fifth of a second before back flipping off and landing on his feet. He runs towards the opposite ropes and flips over them, landing on the apron with his arms wrapped up on the top-rope. He talks some more trash to the fans before letting the rope uncoil pulling him backwards over the top-rope, upon landing on his feet he quickly turn and drops to one knee, flinging his arms out to his sides and yelling to the crowd. [/blockquote]
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Post by azazelJAKOB[[kane]] on Feb 2, 2010 17:09:57 GMT -5
/Why So Nosey?\
HATRED: - small people - idiots
RELIGION: - church of satan
DIET: - omnivore
WEAPON OF CHOICE: - rail spkie
MATCH OF CHOICE: - submission - house o' fun match
FAVOURITE VENUE: - hammerstine ball
TRAINED BY: - kage
ALLIES: - the brotherhood - kage - pandora krowe
INTERESTS: - your mother - sex - games - poetry - writing - reading - mythology [/blockquote][/size]
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Post by azazelJAKOB[[kane]] on Feb 2, 2010 17:10:27 GMT -5
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