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Post by kennyluv08 on Jan 24, 2010 1:12:53 GMT -5
*Lose Yourself by eminem plays as Hardcore Juvi comes down the ramp and enters the ring*Hello PWN fans.You may not know who I am but let me make it clear to everyone.I am not a Fan Favorite.You people better get used to seeing the baddest heel on the planet.*The fans start to boo Juvi but he pays no mind to it*Im the next future World Heavyweight Champ.I dare anyone to come out here and say something different. TBCB:Anyone
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Post by Water Dragon King on Jan 24, 2010 12:06:17 GMT -5
* “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors begins to play as the fans begin to cheer. “The Water Dragon King” Okai Jinyi and his trusted servant, Squishy the Squid, hop out from out of the entranceway and they begin to dance and sing erratically to the ring whilst Juvi has a confused look on his face. King Okai walks up to the ring and tells Squishy to do something in Japanese. Squishy begins warbling and stands in front of the appron before facing the audience and going down onto his knees and tentacles. King Okai begins laughing jovially as he then proceeds to use Squishy as an impromptu stepladder and steps onto the apron before entering the ring.
Squishy stands back up and brushes himself off as he goes to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. As the song continues to play, King Okai and Squishy laugh as they begin dancing back and forth in the ring like a pair of drunken idiots. Juvi is straight up dumbfounded now as the duo continue to dance around as even the fans are beginning to get into the display. King Okai then stops and looks at Juvi. He whispers something to Squishy , and they begin snickering at the other person in the ring. Okai asks for a mic and then suddenly raises his arm*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<> キング岡井キング岡井の音楽を遮断するため、楽屋公務員のコマンドを!
“King Okai commands the backstage servants to cut off King Okai’s music!”
*The music then stops as King Okai and Squishy look at Juvi*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<> *to Juvi* まず第一に、誰が、あなたはどうして誰もが時間の無駄ですか?誰もが、農民たちが気に!
“First off, who are you, and why are you wasting everyone’s time? Nobody cares who you are, peasant!”
*Sections of the crowd who understand Japanese laugh and cheer as Juvi looks as confused and out of place as a furry in a Southern Baptist church*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<> あなたの泣き言キング岡井の素晴らしい耳をはるかに不快感を引き起こしている!あなたが暑さの中には熱狂的なパンダとはなっている飢餓同盟猫のようなサウンド!あなたの金切り声と死んで開くことが目覚めうめき声と、聴覚障害者発狂!あなたの涙を流しどうこくも怒りっぽい主婦の昏睡状態に被害者のように見える!はこれをシャットダウンするか?!場合は、事実を知らないか、その場合のような音のないもののような人?どうして離れて行くのと戻って、ときにはもはやあなたのような音と言う地獄から思春期を通過している!
“Your whining is causing King Okai’s great ears much discomfort! You sound like a starving ally cat in heat that is getting it on with a rabid panda! Your screeching and moaning could wake up the dead and drive deaf people insane! Your crying and shrieking makes even naggy housewives seem like coma victims! Do you not ever shut up?! Are you ignorant over the fact that people like things that do not sound like you? Why don’t you go away and come back, say, when you no longer sound like you are going through puberty from Hell!”
TBC: Juvi, Ultimo Sushi
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Post by kennyluv08 on Jan 24, 2010 14:19:58 GMT -5
Listen here you f****** piece of s***,I don't know who you think you are but if you think you can beat me then you must be crazy because truth be told im better then everyone here on this fedaration and your no different so i suggest you get out of my ring and get out of my arena.I am better then you,better then everyone,and better then this Fed.
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Post by Water Dragon King on Jan 24, 2010 16:53:16 GMT -5
*King Okai and Squishy look at each other…….Then they point and laugh at Juvi*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<> *hysterical* あなたが冗談を言っていて、農民?! あなたは、ちょうどOKAI王に何をするか教えようとしましたか?! 私はあなた、愚かなばかではなくここで水厳格な監視人〔竜〕のキング〔王〕です!
“Are you joking, peasant?! Did you just try to tell KING OKAI what to do?! I am the Water Dragon King here, not you, stupid fool!”
*Squishy then begins waving his tentacles around*
<>SQUISHY THE SQUID<> WARARWABBLE! WWAAHAHAHBABALALBBAABABABLA-HAHABAALO! *points at Juvi* JALOLOLBAWARWARWARAARABABOBABIRAWARB!
*King Okai then EXPLODES in laughter and is practically rolling on the mat now. The crowd is laughing along with them as Juvi’s eye twitches at the speed of light. Squishy then helps King Okai get up and The Water Dragon King tries his best to compose himself and wipes away a tear*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<> *pats Squishy on the head*あなたが常に私を笑わせて、旧友! *points at Juvi* そして友人、あなたは正しくて、彼女はかん高い声を出していて、この女性は猿のように見えます!
“You always make me laugh, old friend!” “And you are right, friend, she is screechy and this woman does look like a monkey!”
*King Okai then turns around to face Juvi and raises his arm up again as he addresses the fans*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<> 私の特別研究員〔男〕忠実な対象〔主題〕! Okai王は行うべき発表を持っています! Okai王が手がかりを持っていないので、この女性のものが名前を指定するものがそうである そして いたずらっ子のOkai王のように彼女がただ大声を上げるので 人......かん高い声を出したMONKEY女性のこのかわいそうな哀れな無情な骨なしの混血児に与える!
“My fellow loyal subjects! King Okai has an announcement to make! Since King Okai has no clue what this woman’s name is, and since she does nothing but scream like a monkey, King Okai bestows upon this pitiful, pathetic, soulless, spineless mongrel of a creature……SCREECHY MONKEY WOMAN!”
*The crowd laughs as Juvi looks like he is about to have a heart attack. King Okai sees the anger and annoyance on Juvi’s face and continues*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<> はいはいはい! Okai王は、それが最も適当な名であると思います! 今、金切り声猿女性、あなたがそしてより良いと主張してここのOkai王〔キング〕を含む皆? いったい何があなた(かん高い声を出した猿女性)で具合が悪いですか? あなたはレスリングを見ますか? あなたがOkai王〔キング〕が誰なのか知っていさえしていて、あなた精液とアルコールの無知な浪費? Okai王は、より多くの才能と可能性そしてあなたがあった洗面所を下ったところにあるナンセンス〔がらくた〕を洗い流しました! 私は白昼夢そしてあなたのより良いレスラーに会いました! 地獄、あなた(かん高い声を出した猿女性)がある敗者処女がどちらも退屈から作る種類のおかしなキャラクターである 何らかのビデオゲーム あるいは インターネットのそれらの「e連合」thingysの1つで! もし蝋燭をやせた空気(かん高い声を出した猿女性)に固定することさえできると思えば、あなたは愚かであるに違いないです! とても非常に非常に愚かです!
“Yes, yes, YES! King Okai thinks that is a most fitting name! Now, Screechy Monkey Woman, you claim that you are better then everyone here, including King Okai? What the Hell is wrong with you, Screechy Monkey Woman? Do you watch wrestling? Do you even know who King Okai is, you ignorant waste of sperm and alcohol? King Okai has flushed crap down the toilet that had more talent and potential then you! I’ve seen better wrestlers in my daydreams then you! Heck, you, Screechy Monkey Woman, are the kind of goofy character some loser virgin would create out of boredom in either some video game or in one of those “E-Federation” thingys on the internet! If you think you can even hold a candle to thin air, Screechy Monkey Woman, then you must be stupid! So very, very, VERY stupid!”
*King Okai and Squishy then proceed to break into fits of laughter again*
<>SQUISHY THE SQUID<> WARARWARARWRARWWRARARWRARABABABARWRARARBALALAOALOBARAWHA!
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<> *smiles* ああのはい、経過、いとしい僚友〔同志〕の! これがかん高い声を出した猿女性のような愚かで醜悪な少女たちをばかにして、作品が食欲を上げます! *claps hands* 使用人! Okai王〔キング〕は餓死します! 私(忠実なお気に入り〔手下〕)に食べさせてください!
“Ah yes, of course, dear comrade! This making fun of stupid, ugly girls such as Screechy Monkey Woman works up an appetite!” “SERVANTS! King Okai starves! Feed me, loyal minions!”
*The Crowd continues to laugh and cheer over King Okai’s antics whilst people dressed up like various aquatic animals march out of the entranceway with sushi, cheeseburgers, Cheez-Its, and gallons upon gallons of Pepsi. One minion, a midget dressed like a shrimp, has a carpet with him and rolls it down onto the mat for King Okai, who quickly sits down and await’s the servants to fix up his meal*
TBC: Juvi, Ultimo Sushi
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Post by Ultimo Sushi on Jan 24, 2010 19:03:07 GMT -5
*“Hiji Zuru Style” by Nujabes blares from the speakers as all heads turn to the platform and the crowd starts cheering loudly. Ultimo Sushi walks out onto the platform bobbing his head to the beat as the crowd starts clapping along with the rhythm. He is dressed in his typical attire and holds a kendo stick over his shoulder. Ultimo Sushi starts down the platform as the fans reach out to give him high fives and pats on the back. Now at the bottom of the platform, he points the kendo stick at Hardcore Juvi as King Okai nods and points at Juvi as well while yelling "甲高い声を出す猿女!" ("Screechy Monkey Woman!") The crowd cheers once more as Ultimo Sushi ascends the steel steps and walks along the apron. Sushi suddenly stops and leans against the ropes giving his usual peace sign pose to the delight of King Okai, his loyal aquatic subjects, and most of the crowd. Hardcore Juvi looks on in disgust as Ultimo Sushi enters the ring and asks for a microphone from Squishy. Squishy obliges as King Okai watches and the "Samurai of the Sea" merely cross his arms for a pose. Squishy then bows his head and hands over a microphone to Ultimo Sushi, who takes it with a nod and turns his attention to Hardcore Juvi. He raises the microphone as the crowd cheers loudly.*
Ultimo Sushi "ビートカット! ビートカット!"
"Cut the beat! Cut the beat!"
*Ultimo Sushi motions towards Hardcore Juvi with the kendo stick.*
Ultimo Sushi "おい、少しはこのリングおい子供のための場所です。左側の出口を舞台してくださいとご両親に戻ってください。私はあなたに大目玉を当然のようにしていることだ。これは小さな子供のために恐ろしい場所することができます自分などの場合、自分が傷つけ今すぐに沿って移動することができます。"
"Yo, little dude this ring is no place for children. Please exit stage left and go back to your parents. I'm sure that you are in for a good scolding and rightfully so. This can be a frightening place for a small child such as yourself and you could get yourself hurt so move along now."
*The crowd cheers for Ultimo Sushi's words of wisdom as Sushi nods at Hardcore Juvi. Suddenly, the small shrimp servant who brought down King Okai's ceremonial relaxation mat walks quickly over to Ultimo Sushi and tugs at the end of Sushi's shirt. Ultimo Sushi responds and kneels down to hear the little creature's message. Upon hearing it, Ultimo Sushi bursts into laughter and has to hold his side for a moment while using the kendo stick to keep himself from falling over. King Okai nods in approval of the laughter before chugging down a liter of Pepsi. Hardcore Juvi is about to blow a gasket as Ultimo Sushi raises the microphone again.*
Ultimo Sushi "あー、ちょっと待って、ちょっと待って...あなたのレスラーだ?この以来マジェスティックイギリス帝国ではSeven Seas、誰が最も素晴らしいデュオサンゴ礁のこちら側にいるのための費用で冗談のはずですか?すべての怒りや中古軟毛で覆われた金切り声を上げるとの典型的なアメリカの子供!これらの罰金7570と顔とウルティモ寿司偶像を崇拝するようにする必要があります!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...you're a wrestler? Is this supposed to be a joke at the expense of The Ever So Majestic Kingdom Empire Order of the Seven Seas, who are the most awesome duo this side of the Coral Reef? Typical American child with all your anger and pre-pubescent squealing! You should be like these fine kois and gills and idolize Ultimo Sushi!"
*Hardcore Juvi begins to spout off multiple obscenities as the crowd cheers for Ultimo Sushi.*
Ultimo Sushi "私はヒトデでお口をきれいにする必要があります!場合は、生活のカキをあなたの幼稚な方法で放棄しなければならないと規律の戦士...ウルティモ寿司のようになってからは、真珠を奪い、長くすると奇妙な女性のウナギの愚かな、聞く!今、あなたの鼻をふくと、マイクを置くと家庭のお母さんへ移動します。学ぶこの出会いから、1日の場合ウルティモ寿司のように尊重し、高潔な男性になるまで成長する!"
"I should clean your mouth out with starfish! Listen you foolish and oddly feminine eel, if you long to snatch the pearl from the oyster of life then you must abandon your childish ways and become a disciplined warrior...like Ultimo Sushi! Now wipe your nose, put down your microphone, and go home to your mother. Learn from this encounter and one day you may grow up to become a respectful and virtuous man like Ultimo Sushi!"
*Ultimo Sushi lowers the microphone and points at Hardcore Juvi giving him a thumbs up pose as the crowd erupts into cheers. Sushi then turns to King Okai and bows respectfully. Okai motions him to come over as Squishy is handed another ceremonial relaxation mat from a random aquatic servant. Squishy positions the mat next to King Okai and Ultimo Sushi sits down next to The Water Dragon King. The Ever So Majestic Kingdom Empire Order of the Seven Seas pound fists before Okai hands Sushi a liter of Pepsi and a small bowl of Cheez-Its. Sushi sits his kendo stick down next to him and lifts his mask up a bit so he can eat and drink. Meanwhile Hardcore Juvi looks on in confusion as Okai and Sushi begin to joke in Japanese with both of him spraying bits of Cheez-Its and spilling Pepsi about the ring.*
TBC: Juvi, Okai
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Post by kennyluv08 on Jan 26, 2010 17:39:12 GMT -5
Wow...You know im not suprised.*Pulls kendo stick from shirt and whacks them with it and listens to him screem*No place for children huh?Come down to my ring and I'll make you say something different you little Diva piece of s***.
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Post by Water Dragon King on Jan 27, 2010 22:09:17 GMT -5
*The Ever So Majestic Kingdom Empire Order of the Seven Seas just sit there with dumbfounded looks on their faces as Juvi suddenly begins talking to himself and swinging an invisible stick around. King Okai, Squishy, and Sushi just look at each other and they, along with their minions, burst into an almost insane laughter. With half-chewed food in his mouth, King Okai points and laughs*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<> 私の友達、見てください! かん高い声を出したいたずらっ子〔猿〕のWomanが心の故障をします!
"Look, my friends! Screechy Monkey Woman's having a mental breakdown!"
TBC: Ultimo Sushi
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