RESULTS OF DOOM: All Systems Go

[Water Dragon King]

MATCH ONE ][ SINGLES EXHIBITION

Jacob Azazel VS. Jason Page
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“Trophy Kill” by The Agonist begins playing to boos as “The Heroin Whore” Jacob Azazel makes his way from behind the curtain. The deranged one has a twisted smirk on his face as he wildly paces across the stage, pointing at his head as if telling people he’s smarter then them. He then ventures down the ring, where he stops at the apron. He makes a gun from his fingers and sticks it right under his chin, and then pulls the “trigger”, setting off red pryo from the side of the stage. Azazel slides under the ring ropes and calmly waits for his opponent.

“Hero” by Skillet then plays to a moderate reaction, as they wait to see the relative newcomer, “The Prospect” Jason Page. A few moments pass, and Page cannot be seen. Azazel has a confused expression of his face as he waits for Page. Unbeknownst to him, though, Page quickly makes his way from underneath the ring and scales up the nearest turnbuckle behind Azazel like King Kong. Annoyed, Azazel turns around to protest to the Ref, only to be almost impaled by a Missile Dropkick courtesy of Page.

The bell rings as Page immediately goes for the cover, but Azazel powers out of the pin. He charges at the “Prospect”, but Page catches him with a modified School Boy for the near-fall. Page appears to go for the offensive again, but Azazeal quickly rebounds by catching him in a Front Headlock, followed by a Snap Suplex for the two-count. Azazeal picks Page up and whips him around in a feint Irish Whip before pulling him back and nearly folding the opponent in half with a stiff Roundhouse Kick to the stomach. Page crumbles to his knees and tries to suck in a few deep breaths, but Azazel will have none of it as he bounces off the ropes and snaps Page’s head back with a Running Single-Leg Dropkick. Azazel hooks the legs, but it’s only good for the two-count. Azazeal grimaces in frustration as he picks Page up by his head and locks him up in an old-school Headlock. Page tries to fight out of it while Azazel wildly thrashes the kid around. Azazel then smiles as he hits Page with a quick Throat Thrust, flings him up and over, before spiking his head into the mat with a Headlock Driver that makes most of the crowd cringe.

Azazel performs a La Magistral Pin as the Ref counts……But, Page kicks out again as the Ref’s hand is mere inches away from the mat and the three-count. Azazel is stunned by the resiliency of Page. Azazeal decides to go up top in order to put the “Prospect” away. Leaping onto the turnbuckle, Azazel instantly goes for the Double Rotation Moonsault, However, Page rolls away at the last second and Azazeal crashes into the mat like a miniature Hindenburg. Page staggers up to his feet , cradling his head, before having a sudden burst of energy and springboarding off the ropes; the timing almost perfect as the almost-kneeling Azazel’s word gets turned inside out and upside down by a surprise 720 DDT. Shockingly, though, it is now Azazel’s turn to kick out for a near-fall.

What follows is then a back-and-forth series of stiff strikes between the two men. The cheering crowd can see nothing but a flurry of punches, kicks, chops, and elbow shots that would make even Chuck Liddell go pale. Page looks to have had the exchange won, but Azazel staggers him with a Shutthefuckuppercut that enables him to hoist Page up onto his shoulders and drops him with the Jesus Christ Pose. Laughing sadistically, Azazel drags Page by his arms to the center of the ring. Azazel hops over the ropes and lands on the apron, taunting the booing fans. The Ref starts the ten-count as Azazel waits for Page to get back up. At the five-count, Azazel ricochets off the ropes and attempts to take Page out with a Hurricanrana Driver. But, Page catches him and sandbags at the last moment, causing Azazel to land on his head and neck. With Azazel turned into a human accordion, Page holds on to him, and puts him out of his misery with both the TTP and the three-count.

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Winner via PINFALL (Turn The Page): Jason Page

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[Water Dragon King]

MATCH TWO ][ TAG TEAM EXHIBITION

Emmanuel Jackson & Ryan Black VS. Shannon Westley & Patrick Bateman
Special Referee - Antonio Wolfe

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“Superbeast” by Rob Zombie starts playing. Antonio Wolfe, who is wearing a referee shirt, calmly walks from behind the curtain and heads to the ring as he ignores the crowd.

“Respect My Conglomerate” by Busta Rhymes starts to play as the hWo (Ryan Black and Emmanuel Jackson) make their presence known to a mixed reaction from the crowd. They both do a chest-bump and make their way to the ring.

“Sussudio” by Phil Collins then plays to yet another mixed reaction. Patrick Bateman, Shannon Westley, and William Westley walk out on stage. Bateman and William just look at the fans in contempt, Shannon is actually seen high-fiving a few of the fans as they proceed to enter the ring, while William remains ringside. After checking both teams for weapons, Wolfe signals for the opening bell.

Shannon and E-Man start the match of their respective teams. E-Man holds out his arms, wanting to have a contest of strength. Though extremely hesitant, Shannon walks over to E-Man to go for it, but is met with a stiff pimp-slap from E-Man that nearly drops Shannon. The crowd boos as E-Man taunts Shannon as the latter gets rubs his cheek. Suddenly, Shannon drills E-Man in the mouth with a wild Haymaker that sends E-Man falling right on his derrière. While the crowd laughs, E-Man can be heard yelling “It’s on now, bitch!” and grapples with Shannon as he goes for a Suplex, but Shannon reverses it into a Neckbreaker for a one-count. Shannon clinches in a Chinlock, but E-Man fights out of his grip. After kicking Shannon in the gut, E-Man Irish Whips him, where Bateman pulls off a blind tag, as E-Man flips Shannon over with a Back Body Drop, only to be mowed down by a Leaping Clothesline from Bateman.

Black tries getting into the ring, but Wolfe stops him and orders him to remain outside. Whilst Wolfe is distracted, Bateman pokes E-Man in the eyes and low blows him for good measure. Black is going nuts as Bareman then has Shannon help him take E-Man down with a Double Russian Legsweep. William quickly tells Shannon to get back to his corner as Bateman goes for the pin. Wolfe turns around and makes the count, however E-Man kicks out at two. Bateman goes for an Armbar, but E-Man catches him in a roll-up for a two-count. E-Man uses the momentum to roll to his corner and Black tags in. He gets behind Bateman and brings him down with a snapping Back Suplex and goes for a cover, but Bateman pushes him away, sending him flying into the opposite corner. Bateman tags Shannon in, and he goes to Irish Whip Black, but gets kicked in the gut and flung into the hWo’s corner. Bateman tries to intervene, but Black whips him into the corner as well. Shannon sees it coming and quickly gets out of the way as Bateman collides with E-Man, sending him flying into the barricade outside. Shannon tries to get away, but he gets slammed down by one of Black’s 250 MPH Spinebusters for the near-fall as Bateman breaks it up by kicking Black in the face.

Black Dropkicks him away as he goes over to his corner. He sees E-Man come to, and he quickly makes the tag. E-Man clutches his side for a second, and enters the ring. Bateman goes after him, but E-Man catches him with a Jabbing Combo that knocks him down a couple pegs. Shannon surprises him with a Tornado DDT, but E-Man throws him off and tags him with a stiff elbow shot, followed by a Monkey Flip. While still on top, E-Man locks Shannon in a modified Butterfly Lock.

As Wolfe checks on Shannon, “The Water Dragon King” Okai Jinyi is seen running into the ring from out of the audience. Before Wolfe can notice him, King Okai has him counting stars with a Shuffle Side Kick to the side of the head. As King Okai laughs triumphantly, E-Man turns back to see what had happened. Letting go of Shannon, E-Man suddenly begins to push King Okai and get in his face for his interference, but gets some Sea Mist in his eyes for his troubles and STO’s E-Man into the mat. As he quickly goes to make his leave, another ref rushes into the ring to continue the match. Shannon weakly hooks E-Man’s leg for the three-count.


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Winners via PINFALL: Shannon Westley & Patrick Bateman

[Water Dragon King]

MATCH THREE ][ SINGLES EXHIBITION

}Junior Heavyweight Championship{

Jason Skye VS. Nathan Harter

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“Born To Win” by Mutiny Within plays to a mixed reaction as Jason Skye leaps from out of the curtain. Wasting no time, Skye rushes to the ring and runs towards the nearest turnbuckle as he leaps onto it and yells out to the fans before backflipping off it and landing on his feet like a cat.

“Abyss” by Circus Maximus Finishers then starts as the crowd boos. “The Viper” Nathan Harter emerges from behind the curtain with a faint smirk on his face as he heads to the ring. He goes up the steel steps and proceeds to go through the rope, but Skye sends him flying off the apron and onto the floor with a well-timed Dropkick.

As Harter tries to shake out the cobwebs, Skye develops a full head of steam and rams the opponent with a Suicide Dive. Skye gets back up and attempts to pick up Harter, but a low blow ensures that doesn’t happen. Harter gets a few forearm shots in and cracks Skye across the chest with a Backhand Chop for good measure. Skye finds himself propped against one of the barricades as Harter goes for a Big Boot. Skye dodges the potential decapitation and Harter winds up straddling himself onto the barricade as the crowd “ooohhhh…”s. Skye then grabs Harter by his hair and then starts smacking his head against the barricade while the crowd counts to ten; Harter’s head busts open on the tenth shot. Skye ascends the apron and looks back a bit before bouncing off the ring ropes and sandwiching “The Viper” between him and the barricade with a Springboard Moonsault that has the crowd explode into “This is awesome!” chants.

Skye gets up and yells out as he heads to the apron to do it again, However, as he tries, the enraged Harter gets a hold of his boots and yanks him down, causing Skye’s chin to bounce off the apron as like a kid on a trampoline. Skye begins to favor his jaw as Harter pulls him back up and lays a few elbows into the side of Skye’s jaw. Harter follows this up with a wicked Spinning Back Elbow/Axe Handle combo that nearly grounds Skye’s jaw into paste. Harter goes for a Short-Arm Clothesline, but Skye ducks it and shoves him into the nearest turnbuckle.

Harter crawls to the other side of the ring as Skye follows. He gets on the apron and tries a Cross Body, but Harter catches him and slings him right into the steel steps with a sick Belly To Belly, with the momentum causing Skye’s body to nearly warp itself around the steps. Harter falls to his knees as he immediately looks under the ring for a weapon to use. As he’s searching for one, Skye has to pull himself up using another part of the barricade and spots Harter from the corner of his eye. As Hartner is seen pulling a hockey stick out from under the ring, Skye reaches for one of the fan’s chairs. Harter closes in and the both swing for the fences as Harter gets whacked across his bloodied face by Skye’s chair all the while Skye’s face gets contorted into a Rorschach by Harter’s hockey stick.

Seeing as the match never officially started and that both men are down and out, the Ref as no choice but to call for a no contest.


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NO WINNER

[Water Dragon King]

MAIN EVENT ][ SINGLES EXHIBITION

}World Heavyweight Championship{

Jason Krow VS. Kevin Kompiler

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“My Time” by the Chris Warren Band blares from the sound system to loud boos from the crowd. “The Sinister Supernova” Jason Krow comes out as a lone spotlight shines on him, as he coolly ambles to the ring. However, Kevin Kompiler is seen charging behind him like a bull and drills him in the small of the back with a Knee Strike. Krow drops to his knees as Kompiler begins stomping away. Know then sucker-punches Kompiler as he then Irish Whips him into the apron. Krow gets into the ring and pulls Kompiler into the ring by dragging him under the ropes by his hair.

The Ref orders the bell to be rung as the two continue to brawl. Krow gets to a full-mount and whales away at Kompiler, who can only hold his hands up like a boxer. Kompiler manages to push Krow off of him and catches him with a roll-up for the near-fall. Kompiler locks in a Crossface, but Krow rolls onto his back and traps Kompiler with a pin for a near-fall. Kompiler tries for a Low Dropkick and connects with Krow’s head. He follows up with a Senton Flip across the spine, but Krow once again kicks out afterwards.

Krow then starts getting his bearings by pelting Kompiler with a series of low kicks to the left leg, following with a Sobat Kick to the gut, then a fierce Roundhouse Kick that nearly caves in Kompiler’s skull. And then, Krow springs up and stuns Kompiler with a wicked Enzuiguri for yet another near-fall. While Kompiler starts to get up, Krow goes for another one, but Kompiler pulls himself back and lets Know flop on his stomach before jumping up and compacting Krow’s face into the mat with a Double Foot Stomp to the back of Krow’s head for a two-count.

Both men quickly begin to trade various strikes and roll-ups each leading to near-falls. The crowd is eating it up. This goes on for a good while before Krow decides to try ending the match by going for the Kiss 2 Kill, but Kompiler powers out of it and gets him with an inverted variation of the Stars Bleed. Krow frantically fights out of it and bounces off the ropes, nearly kicking off Kompiler’s head with the Air Krow for the near-fall.

Krow goes on the top turnbuckle to go for something, but Kompiler pulls the breaks on him by jumping onto the turnbuckle and flipping Krow over with the Frankensteiner as the crowd cheers on. Kompiler picks Krow up and runs across the ropes. Kompiler then nails Krow with a Spinning Wheel Kick and goes for a pin, but Krow kicks out.

Komplier then puts Krow’s head between his legs and lifts him up for the Piledriver, but Krow amazingly wiggles himself from out of Kompiler’s grip and catches him off-guard with the Kiss 2 Kill.

He hooks the legs and the Ref goes the make the count…..But the ending bell sounds as the Ref is about to make the three-count; the match having reached it’s time limit, so the match is a draw. A furious and mortified Krow feverishly protests to the Ref, who can only uphold the rules. In response, Krow starts to savagely attack the Ref, laying punches and kicks into him. Krow then pulls his metal spike from underneath the top part of the apron-cloth and begins jabbing it into the Ref’s forehead, causing him the bleed heavily.

Various PWN officials rush into the ring and pull Krow off of the badly-hurt Ref, as the “Sinister Supernova” can do nothing but scream in anguish.


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NO WINNER

[Water Dragon King]

Thanks for your patience, guys! I'm sorry even the main event had to be a short match, but I didn't want to keep anyone waiting. Regardless, I hope you enjoy the card and I promise that big things will be in store for all the PWN'ers!

[Antonio Wolfe]

Ok why was I knocked out? That's completely messed up. I'm a heel but you totally punked me out for no reason. I found odd that my team pretty much mopped the floor with your team last time and I get dropped with a kick to the head? How odd...

[Shifty Shannon Westley]

Look on the bright side, Mr. Wolfe! At least me & Bateman won!

[Jason Skye]

Harter, we have another match in our future. Jason Skye is going to be THE Junior Heavyweight Champion.

[Water Dragon King]

Feb 16, 2010 23:18:40 GMT -5 Antonio Wolfe said:

Ok why was I knocked out? That's completely messed up. I'm a heel but you totally punked me out for no reason. I found odd that my team pretty much mopped the floor with your team last time and I get dropped with a kick to the head? How odd...

1. Continuity's sake.

2. That's because it was a kick to the freaking head LOL! Not exactly something you can bush off right away in real-life.

[Nathan Harter]

Don't book my anymore xD

I've lost extreme interest in this.