Post by Water Dragon King on Jan 29, 2010 12:14:23 GMT -5
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Water Dragon Dynasty
VOLUME 1 - Prologue/Chapter 1
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Prologue - Legacy
In the Land of the Rising Sun, there are, and have been, many great warriors. Kenta Kobashi, Takeshi Morishima, KENTA, Jushin “Thunder” Liger, Rikiozan…..Many have achieved immortal status through blood, sweat, tears, and fancily-named moves. However, there is one other warrior. One warrior who has traveled roads of glory, undertaken roads of ruin, and turned around to walk down said roads of glory again.
This man ended the six-year winning streak of the LFWF’s (Lost Frontier Wrestling Federation) resident bully, Grizzly Joe, in his rookie year. This man has prevailed over the likes of wrestlers such as Fire Shinobis 1-6, Derek Levy, Man Monkey, Mega Beetle, and his archrival Hanz Kikazi in Japan. This man has held the prestigious S&SW (Sword & Shield Wrestling) Universal Title longer and more times then anyone else in the promotion’s history. This man has single-handily vanquished the likes of Man Monkey (again), The Son of Man Monkey, The Cousin of the Son of Man Monkey, Mr. Classic, and reduced Miguel Gomez to tears after taking the World Title for the first time in the IWU (Indy Wrestling Union). Oh, and this man also practically chased The Jersey City Gang (consisting of Tools #1-#3 and The Douche) straight out of the wrestling business altogether.
This man delights in making his opponents look like idiots, even if they most certainly are not. He often sees laughter as the ultimate weapon and his ace-in-the-hole whenever it comes down to good old fashioned psychological warfare. If this man cannot get under your skin, he will blind your eyes with what he likes to call “Sea Mist” and send your head flying through the ceiling with a well-placed kick. This man is a master of the martial arts and the king of all things that are wet and smell like fish.
This man is the Water Dragon King.
This man is Okai Jinyi.
This is his story……For 2010.
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Chapter 1 - Destined to PWN
* The fans of Pro Wrestling Novella are on their feet as PWN is back from an intermission. There’s probably about a hundred people in attendance, but seeing how small the arena is, that’s saying a lot. The ring has “PWN” in red and silver lettering going diagonally across the ring. The aprons and the ring ropes are basic black. While generic in design, it was a 16x16 and that’s all the wrestlers of the company needed, so it got the job done. There’s also a small set on a raised platform over at the side of the arena with only a steel rigging loft , a screen, black curtains, and wooden steps. Once again, not much, but they all served their purpose, regardless.*
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
Welcome back to Pro Wrestling Novella! This has been an exciting night thus far!
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
Meh…I’ve seen better, man…
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
*confused* Why is that, Kyle?
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
Do you HONESTLY have to ask? Do you? God, you’re simple!
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
*suddenly remembers* Oh yeah! *chuckles* How much money have you lost to me tonight, Kyle?
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
*grimacing* Five hundred bucks, my favorite pair of shoes, my wristwatch, my TVs -- all THREE of them -- my pet cat, my laptop, and my food from Subway…
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
Really? I won all of that, already?
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
….And my Ford Mustang GT…..The very same brand-spanking-new Ford Mustang GT I bought off the lot…..YESTERDAY!! *shakes fist* Damn various members of the PWN roster and their letting me down!!
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
I forgot about that! Thanks for the early birthday present, Kyle!
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
…..Shut up…..
*The announcer is getting up from his seat . He adjusts the tie on his suit and heads to the steel steps with a mic in his hand*
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
Well, Kyle, from the looks of things, we’re about to have another match! There’s a chance that you can win everything back!
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
*blinks* Really? You’d put it all on the line?
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
*nods head*
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
Even the car?
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
NO. That I keep. You lost that baby fair and square.
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
*eye twitches* You suck…You really do…You know that, right? I mean, you suck more than a---
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
--You can talk about your girlfriend later, Kyle. Now, we need to call this next match!
*The announcer is seen clearing his throat as he patiently stands in the middle of the ring. The bell rings and he raises the mic to his mouth*
<>ANNOUNCER PERSON<>
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Pro Wrestling Novella! The following bout is a singles exhibition that is scheduled for one fall, and will be contested under a ten-minute time limit! Introducing first…
* “Generic Face Theme #6,887,201” begins to play as the crowd is confused over who it was. A skinny, Caucasian male in generic blue ring gear and with quite possibly the worst haircut known to man confidently makes his way from behind the curtain and jogs to the ring as he gets no reception whatsoever*
<>ANNOUNCER PERSON<>
Hailing from Des Moines, IW., standing at 5’3 and weighing in at approximately 157 lbs., he is MAURY “VICTORY” SSTTTTOOOLLLTTTZZZ!!
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
Who?
*Maury Stoltz waves at the audience as he jolts up the steel steps and enters the ring. He cracks his neck and paces around the ring, shadowboxing as his theme cuts off*
<>ANNOUNCER PERSON<>
And now, the opponent…
* “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors blares through the sound system to a warm reception from the fans*
<>ANNOUNCER PERSON<>
Being accompanied to the ring by Squishy The Squid, Ultimo Sushi, and representing The Ever So Majestic Kingdom Empire Order of the Seven Seas; Hailing from Okinawa, Japan, this man stands at 5’9 and weighs 277 lbs., he is the “Water Dragon King of the Seven Seas” OKAI JJJIIINNNNNNYYYYYIII!!
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
Gah….I hate this guy, Emmett….He does nothing but ramble in Japanese and dance!
*King Okai, Ultimo Sushi and Squishy The Squid pretty much hop out of the entranceway and they proceed to sing off-key and dance all around the platform. King Okai has on a robe that looks like it was made from seaweed with seashell shoulder-pads. King Okai is also wearing a funny hat that resembles a fish. King Okai stops at the ring and is seen ordering Squishy to come over to him while Sushi slides under the ring ropes. Squishy quickly nods and heads over to his master. King Okai quickly points to the concrete floor. The Aquatic Manservant nods again and gets on his tentacles and knees, allowing King Okai to step on him as if he were a ramp to get onto the ring apron and go between the ropes while holding on to his hat. Squishy gets up and pretty much slithers under the bottom rope. King Okai, Sushi, and Squishy then begin singing and dancing once again.
Stoltz has a perplexed look painted on his face whilst the Japanese natives have their fun. Some of the audience is even joining in on the antics by singing along to the song and doing little dances of their own*
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
So, Kyle, who are you betting on, now?
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
Isn’t it obvious? I’m going with Maury Stoltz! He’s the one that’s gonna win me my stuff back! I mean, just LOOK at Okai! He’s more out of shape the Detroit Lions! All that excess baggage’s gonna slow him down! Granted, he’s got the size advantage over Stotlz, but the kid’s more fit and will obviously be quicker on his feet! In the end, it’s gonna be the speed that makes all the difference! I’ll bet my house and my bank account that’s going to be the case!
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
…..You’re kidding?
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
Does it look like I’m kidding?
*The theme fades out as King Okai is seen taking off his coat and funny hat and handing it to the announcer as he leaves the ring. The ref asks both Squishy and Sushi to leave the ring, which they do without protest. King Okai and Stoltz stare at each other while the ref checks the both of them for any weapons. After finding no weapons the ref calls for the bell to start the match*
*The bell rings*
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = PICTURESQUE<>
Come on, Stoltzter! Don’t screw up!
*The two competitors slowly make their ways to the middle of the ring as Maury shows he wants to start off with a grapple. As he zeroes in, King Okai suddenly pulls back and blasts the unsuspecting Stotlz right in the face with some green-colored Sea Mist. The crowd cheers as Stoltz yells out as he tries to wipe the blinding mist from his eyes, but gets tagged by a stiff Roundhouse Kick that literally sends him spinning like a top. King Okai then leaps over to Stoltz and then drills him into the mat with a wicked STO that flips the poor guy inside out. King Okai instantly rolls him over and hooks the leg*
<>REFEREE<>
One….Two…..Three!!
*The crowd cheers as the ref calls for the bell and “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors comes back on*
*The bell rings*
<>ANNOUNCER PERSON<>
The winner of this match via pinfall, that “Water Dragon King of the Seven Seas”, OOOKKKKAAAIII JJJJIIINNNNNYYYYIII!!
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = SCREWED<>
*blinks*……..What just happened?
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
*smiles brightly* You just got me a new house and a boatload of money, Kyle, that’s what just happened! Thanks, pal!
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = SCREWED<>
*facepalms*
*Sushi and Squishy then get back into the ring as the team then proceed to dance around the ring in celebration while the ref checks on Stotlz, who is undoubtedly out cold. Squishy is seen asking the announcer for a couple mics and gets two before handing them to King Okai and Sushi. The theme once again ends as “The Water Dragon King” speaks, but not before raising his right arm*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<>
忠実な対象〔主題〕！ Okai王あなたに話しかけたいという願いの全て！
“Loyal subjects! King Okai wishes to speak to you all!”
*The crowd cheers as Sushi and Squishy clap*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<>
あなたが見る 対象、七つの海の王国帝国順がこの次の土曜日にCeaserサラダとスヌーピーのチームに面しているものとするほどこれまで威厳があるもの！ 彼らは、私たちが以下いくらか岩〔ロック〕からのいくらかのクッキーカッタータッグチームでない私たちをたたくことによって自分たちの名前を作ることができるが実現しないものがである思います！ 私たちは、実際サンゴのこの側面が巻き縮める単一の最もクールなタッグチーム編集です！ 私たちはビュッフェライン〔回線〕に戻ってCeaserサラダを出し抜いて、そうしてスヌーピーがまっすぐにチャーリー・ブラウンの家、hahahaに後退させるサッカーキック！
“You see, subjects, The Ever So Majestic Kingdom Empire Order of the Seven Seas shall be facing the team of Ceaser Salad and Snoopy this coming Saturday! They think that they can make a name for themselves by beating us, but what they don’t realize is that we are not some cookie cutter tag-team from under some rock! We are in fact the single coolest tag-team compilation this side of the coral reef! We shall beat Ceaser Salad back to the buffet-line and we will soccer kick Snoopy straight back to Charlie Brown’s house, hahaha! ”
*Ultimo Sushi pats King Okai on the shoulder as he goes to speak*
<>ULTIMO SUSHI<>
それはOkai王〔キング〕非常に本当です！ Ceaserとアントニオは私たちに挑戦することによって大きい間違いをしました！ 私たちがそれと良い小さい錦鯉及びえらの全てを知っていて同様に、それを知っていてください！ 彼らがこれを知らないかもしれない を除いて その 私たちの両方 ビートを削減して、私たちの自国で終わった数年の間尻をけっている！ Okai王〔キング〕と自分がどこで自分たちを作ったかです！ 私たちは最も良いものと戦って、負かしました！
“That is very true, King Okai! Ceaser and Antonio have made a big mistake by challenging us! We know it and all of the good little kois and gills know it, as well! They may not know this, but the both of us have been cutting beats and kicking buttocks for years over in our homeland! It is where King Okai and myself have made ourselves! We’ve both fought and defeated the best!”
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<>
本当に、いとしい友人！ Okai王〔キング〕は、Sword &シールドレスリングの最も飾られたレスラーです！ ほとんどの治世と普遍的な選手権のための最も長い治世！ Okai王は、一度ではなく2度結合ととっ組み合っているインディーの世界タイトルの保有者でした！
“Indeed, dear friend! King Okai is the most decorated wrestler of Sword & Shield Wrestling! The most reigns and the longest reign for the Universal Championship! King Okai was the holder of the World Title of the Indy Wrestling Union not once, but TWICE!”
<>ULTIMO SUSHI<>
そして、私も普遍的なチャンピオンでした！ 私が望まない に 自慢する を除いて 私の目で、あなたが中にそして外でSword &シールドのドアを歩かせるまであなたが本当のレスラーであると言うことができない！ そしてあなたは少なくとも1回〔倍〕生命〔生活〕で普遍的な選手権を得るまで本当のチャンピオンであると言うことができません！ そのベルトは存在の全ての他のレスリングタイトルのための旗手〔主唱者〕です！ S&SW、錦鯉、及びえらの代わりをした時、私たちはプロ・レスリング中編小説の大きな可能性以外の何ものも分かりません！
“And, I too, was the Universal Champion! I do not wish to brag, but in my eyes, you cannot say you are a true wrestler until you walk in and out the doors of Sword & Shield! And you cannot say you are a true Champion until you have obtained the Universal Championship at least one time in your life! That belt is a standard-bearer for all the other wrestling Titles in existence! As we did for S&SW, kois and gills, we see nothing but great potential for the Pro Wrestling Novella!”
*The crowd cheers as Sushi shows his respect to the young promotion. King Okai proceeds to speak again, but Squishy apparently has something to say to his master and friend*
<>SQUISHY THE SQUID<>
*waves tentacles around* WARAWARARAABABAWARBALABALA!! BBAALOLOLWOWOABRAEEDADAHALABABWARA!! OLLOOBBROOOALABARAOAOWARWARBABLAWARA!!
*King Okai and Sushi then laugh very loudly as King Okai drapes his arm around Squishy*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<>
もう一度、旧友、あなたが完全に正しいです！ 七つの海のとても常に威厳がある王国帝国注文がCeaserサラダもスヌーピーもたたく 愚かである そして より更にもっとひどくそれらを当惑させてください そして私たちがかん高い声を出した猿女性を当惑させた！
“Once again, old friend, you are completely right! The Ever So Majestic Kingdom Empire Order of the Seven Seas will beat both Ceaser Salad and Snoopy stupid and embarrass them even more badly then we embarrassed Screechy Monkey Woman!”
<>ULTIMO SUSHI<>
はい、Okai王〔キング〕、私たちはそうします！ あなたが見る 錦鯉とえら 1つの特定の目標と、それがPWNタッグチームチャンピオンたちになることであるので七つの海のとてもこれまで威厳がある王国帝国注文がここに来た！ 私たちのどちらがこれが新しい開始であることを知っていて、ここで働くレスラーたちに最も有益なもの以外の何ものも欲しくありません！ しかし、 同様にチャンピオンたちでありたい時、私たちが1つが数個の卵....を壊さずにオムレツを作ることができないことを知っていて、残念ながら私たちの敵対者たちのために、彼らが私たちが壊すところの多くの卵の1番目のものであると分かる!
“Yes, we will, King Okai! You see, kois and gills, The Ever So Majestic Kingdom Empire Order of the Seven Seas have come here for one specific goal, and that is to become the PWN Tag Team Champions! We both know that this is a new start, and we wish nothing but the best for the wrestlers who work here! However, Seeing as we want to be the Champs, we also know that one cannot make an omelet without breaking a few eggs….And, unfortunately for our opponents, they will be the first of MANY eggs we are going to break!”
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<>
*smiles* UltimoすしSamuraiは絶対的真理(Okai王が水にずぶぬれにされた握りこぶしで忠実な対象を支配する私の特別研究員)を話す」 " である ように 私の友人及びパートナーがちょうど設定したところである 世界のPWNタッグチーム擁護者たちになるために私たちがここにいる！ そして、あなたの水Dragonキング〔王〕として、素晴らしい王〔キング〕のOkaiは任務〔使節団〕が完璧であるまで私たちがプロ・レスリング中編小説を残さないと誓います； たとえ私たちであるとしてそれらを盗まなければならないでください---
“Ultimo Sushi Samurai speaks the gospel truth, my fellow loyal subjects of whom King Okai rules over with a water-drenched fist!” “Like my friend and partner has just established, we are here to become the PWN Tag Team Champions of the world! And, as your Water Dragon King, the great King Okai vows that we shall not leave the Pro Wrestling Novella until our mission is complete; even if we have to STEAL them---”
<>ULTIMO SUSHI<>
*shocked* いいえいいえいいえ、Okai王〔キング〕！
“No, no, no, King Okai!”
*A confused King Okai looks at Sushi whilst the fans laugh*
<>ULTIMO SUSHI<>
もし私たちが王冠を授けられることになっていればその最も大きなタグが擁護して知られている世界全体で、私たちが正しくタイトルを得ることによってそれを証明しなければなりません！ どの位遠くで猛烈に仕事と敬意が生命〔生活〕でそれらを取ることができることを示す時私たちが全ての小さい錦鯉とえらに示す良い模範について考えてください！
“If we are to be crowned that greatest Tag Champions of the entire known world, we must prove it by earning the Titles fairly! Think of the good examples we shall set for all the little kois and gills when we show how far hard work and respect can take them in life!”
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<>
*laughs jovially* 多分、もし望めば、あなたはそれをOkai pf王〔キング〕の全てのepically に素晴らしいタイトル勝利に話しに行くでしょう！ Okai王〔キング〕は私の友人例をセットするためにここにいません； Okai王〔キング〕は興奮WINにここにいます！
“Well, you can go tell that to all pf King Okai’s epically magnificent Title victories, if you wish! King Okai’s not here to set examples, my friend; King Okai’s here to freaking WIN!”
<>ULTIMO SUSHI<>
しかし、あなたは不正な措置〔尺度〕なしでそれを達成できると思いませんか？
“Don’t you think you can accomplish that without underhanded measures, though?”
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<>
*shakes head and smiles* いいえ。
“Nope.”
*The fans once again laugh as Sushi tries to reason with him. Sushi sighs in defeat (for now), and lets King Okai have his say. King Okai looks on in confusion, and shrugs his shoulders*
<>KING OKAI OF THE SEVEN SEAS<>
フォワード.....を感動させてCeaserサラダとスヌーピーが私たちをたたくことができなくて、それらがタイトルを獲得できないのは明らかです； 地獄、続けてnightlightをして、それらは多分眠ることができません！ そして 1つの他の事も得点を保持しているもののためにある どちらの1個の缶も七つの海のOrderがOkai王が忠実であるので今すぐするところのこれほど常に威厳がある王国帝国が服従させるものをしない！ *claps hands* 音楽を打ってください！
“Moving forward…..It is obvious that Ceaser Salad and Snoopy can’t beat us, they can’t win the Titles; Heck, they probably can’t sleep without a nightlight on! And, for those keeping score, there’s also one other thing neither one can do what The Ever So Majestic Kingdom Empire Order of the Seven Seas are about to do right now for King Okai’s loyal subjects!” “Hit the music!”
*Suddenly, “You’re The Best Around” by Joe Espitio begins to play. Soon, the rest of King Okai’s fish-themed minions dance and strut their way to the ring whilst King Okai, Sushi, and Squishy are already dancing. Some of the minions enter the ring and the rest remain around the ring outside. They all sing and dance and King Okai manages to get the crowd to sing along again. Sushi does the Worm, followed by Squishy doing the Moonwalk as the fans laugh and cheer. King Okai attempts to do a cartwheel, but bails in the middle of it and falls on his butt. He, Sushi, and Squishy burst into laughter as they help him get back up*
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
Ehh…..I have absolutely no clue what any of them just said….Do you, Kyle?
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = SCREWED<>
I know exactly what they said, man…
<>EMMETT BISHOP<>
And that is…..?
<>KYLE DEATHLOCKE = SCREWED<>
They said that you should give me back all of my damn stuff; ESPECIALLY the car!!