Have I ever told you guys I'm a fucking idiot?

[[★] Jason Krow [★]]

Ok, so another 'fed I'm in has a 5K word cap for RP's there (so, I guess, people don't go around writing novels and hoping to win solely on length, which I understand). My debut RP there, where I'm in a tag team match with my friend Alexander Monroe against a mystery team, ended up being roughly 5300 words. Turns out, I didn't know about the word cap until AFTER I posted the damn thing. And luckily for me, I was allowed to edit it a little, since the deadline's not for another couple days, but even so, what kind of first impression do you think that makes on that 'fed about me? Obviously, that word cap must've been in the rules somewhere, but did stupid Jason Krow bother to read it and obey it on his FIRST RP there? Oh, FUCK no. He just had to be a REBEL. >.>

Maybe this is nothing, and it's me overreacting, but fuck you, I'm a perfectionist. If anything -- ANYTHING -- I do isn't absolutely awesome, to me, it sucks dinosaur balls and doesn't deserve to see the light of day.

Plus, lately, I've just gotten reminder after reminder that I can't seem to do anything right, mostly courtesy of dear ol' dad. He was trimming my hair for me today (and did a nice job), and he said that there was something, like, IN my hair. Something sticky that had gotten in there when I'd been sleeping before, and I swear to Jesus that I will fly to someone's house and commit murder if anyone makes any jokes about what it was. Anyway, you'd think, considering it's my hair, that I would've realized, "Hey, something was there that I slept in, and part of my hair is, like, sticky and tangled now!". Nope. Retarded.

And guess what? This past semester, I failed two of my classes. Which basically put my GPA at a 1.5, meaning that, by my college's standards, I'm on academic probation. Meaning that, if I don't get a 2.0 average this coming semester, I'm gonna get suspended for one semester (meaning I wouldn't be able to continue school until AFTER this coming fall's semester), and my dad's made it clear that if I'm not in school, I need to find somewhere else to live. And you wanna know what I failed? College Composition II (basically English), and Introduction to Theatre Arts. Now, I blame College Comp. II on my professor, who I seriously loathed because she was annoying and her curriculum didn't make shit of sense, but Intro. to Theatre Arts? The EASIEST CLASS of the program I'm trying to get a DEGREE for?? How the fuck do you fail your INTRODUCTORY CLASS and expect to get a diploma in that program?!

Fuck it. *goes to his igloo*

[azazelJAKOB[[kane]]]

Silly Rabbit

Ah, look on the bright side, at least you haven't been banned from a fed because your example RP contained 42 uses of the word "fuck" 14 of "shit" and 2 of "cunt" like myself in a fed which profanities were meant to be kept to an absolute minimum... fun times.

I failed my cookery exam from being a perfectionist last year an hour drawing a muffin in an hour and a half exam ftw.

[Mister Bartholomew Kennedy]

I know what you mean man.

You can into a fed, trying to make a good impression, you do something totally fucking stupid and feel like an ass for doing it.

Hahaha, my mom tried to fix my side burns once, because I had buzzed my hair to 22mm, and she goes and takes a 9mm to the sides, did it ever look fucking stupid. So, I had to trim my hair down to about a 12mm on top. Though, I going to need to get use to having short hair since I am going to reserves this summer.

College sounds like bullshit too. I don't know what I wanna take par in when I get out of High School, though I think I want to train in the MMA, be a musician, or wrestler, though its just a dream job. If it was more of a CERTAIN career, it would have to be in the field of Criminal Law, or continue with my military career.

[Shifty Shannon Westley]

If it makes you feel better, I failed every cooking class I attended. Wether it was for starting a food fight, misreading the instructions, or the occasional fire, I just sucked at cooking.


Besides, no-one actually reads the rules nowadays.